Remember back during the 80's and 90's, when conspiracy theories were rife about FEMA? How it was an organization of enormous hidden power and reach, that was just waiting for the opportunity to declare martial law and use their invisible black helicopters to seize control?
Where the hell is THAT FEMA? New Orleans could sure use them right now. I don't care if there are black helicopters, as long as they're dropping food and water into the Superdome.
(Another question: isn't there anybody with a private helicopter or plane who could do that? It's not like you're going to get shot down, and you'd be a hero.)
(I doubt I have too many wealthy southern readers, but if I do, and you have a helicopter, think about it. The worst that could happen is that you'd get arrested for doing something that would put a halo on your head in the eyes of every American.)