Here's what he said:
I think it's time to face facts. That place is going to be a Mad Max/thunderdome Waterworld/Lord of the Flies horror show within the next few hours. My advice is to prepare yourself now. Hoard weapons, grow gills and learn to communicate with serpents. While you're working on that, find the biggest guy you can and when he's not expecting it beat him senseless. Gather young fighters around you and tell the womenfolk you will feed and protect any female who agrees to participate without question in your plans to repopulate the earth with a race of gilled-supermen. It's never too soon to be prepared.I have a modest proposal. I think this quote should be saved. Lovingly, carefully saved. NRO may delete it: don't let them. Then, after this is all over, a picture of Jonah Goldberg's fat, filthy, lying, cowardly face should be posted on every major street corner. Underneath that picture, that quotation should be carefully typed out in big block letters.
The people have a right to know.
What happens after that... well, let's hope he's a faster runner than appearance would imply.
Shoutout to Scott Lemieux.