Friday, September 26, 2003

This is the most bizarre sentence I've read today, courtesy of the president of the direct marketing association (apparently, against all laws of nature and logic, slime has a king after all):

"We don't think the government should have a role in regulating the kind of advertising activity that goes on."

That's great. Just hold that thought as I start selling cigarettes and liquor to preschoolers using porn clips that feature copious anal fisting and watersports. It'd still be more virtuous than what you're peddling.


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