If you want to get away from the whole Clintbama thing, how's about tearing Andrew Coyne a new structurally superfluous orifice for saying that Everybody knows that Keynes was wrong and that economic stimulus never works?
I mean, seriously. A Canadian laissez-faire advocate? That's just silly. He ain't opposition, Perfesser, he's practice!
So go rough him up, Christian-Bale-At-The-Beginning-of-Batman style.
It'll be fun!