Sunday, February 17, 2008

Shorter Whatzisname

"I got a nasty email, and thus have somehow proven that America is one nasty talk radio host away from carving each other up with machetes."

("Also, I really don't want to hear anything about Kansas' complete rejection of Fred Phelps, as it would brutally undermine what remains of my argument. I additionally really don't want to hear anything about Jonah Goldburg, because I'm about the only human being alive that might make his ridiculous thesis sound theoretically true.")

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