No, seriously, you can't be seriously writing this twaddle, it's going to ruin what shreds are left of your reputation.
Even aside from the bullshit hack mind-reading, or namedropping Ayers and Wright, trying to describe Obama as a "stranger" when his life story has become one of the most familiar in American politics is just...ludicrous.
Not even "partisan" ludicrous. More like "off my meds" ludicrous. "Lemme just get my tinfoil hat" ludicrous. "Space Commies built the pyramids" ludicrous.
Sure, Krauthammer is a hack. We all know this. But you'd think he was a better hack. Apparently not.