Since ABC can't seem to find any for this ludicrous "debate", we might as well start writing our own.
Edit: No, really, this is one of the most ridiculous farces I've seen in recent memory. "Do you believe in the American flag?" What, is he going to say no?
Re-Edit: Oh, no. When they get to the relevant question, Gibson starts spouting Voodoo economics?
Re-re-Edit: I've never watched a debate where the audience hissed and booed the moderator before. This is historic.