Nobody tell him about Saturnalia. His head would quite likely explode. Yeah, it's be a folksy, Christmassy explosion, but it'd still get Huckabits all over the nice clean carpet.
Edit: Speaking of exploding heads, you might want to wrap your own up tightly with some duct tape or suchlike before you read this story, which has Catholic League prez Bill Donahue freaking out over a windowpane that looks kinda crossish, because he thinks that the ad is too overtly religious.
Er, yeah. Steve Benen found it pretty silly too.
That said, look at this response:
Huckabee said the bookshelf is just a bookshelf and shrugged off the controversy: “I will confess this: If you play the spot backwards it says, ‘Paul is dead. Paul is dead.’”That's, er, kinda witty. Really witty.
Anybody got any duct tape?