Al Gore was willing to work for the American people. He was willing to put up with all the nonsense, and the lies, and the idiotic policy-free media circus. He wanted to serve. But you people--well, too many of you people--decided to pick the down-home beer-swilling draft-dodger instead.
So he went off and won the Oscar and, now, the Nobel Peace Prize. And he's most emphatically NOT running for president. He probably never will. He's the best president America will never have.
Because you reap what you sow, America.
Maybe you'll remember this the next time the media starts babbling at you about "earth tones".