Discovered at "The Conservative Underground":

A COPY OF AN ISSUE OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC ? $3.50
A BURRITO AND ENCHILADA COMBO MEAL AT JULIOS ? $5.50
A RENTAL COPY OF HOUSE PARTY 3 ? $5.00

THE ONLY MULTICULTURAL EDUCATION YOU'LL EVER NEED... UNDER $20

The sight of a conservative making an utter fool of himself somewhere where he thinks only other conservabloggers will notice him...

priceless.